{"id":388,"date":"2011-02-05T15:37:31","date_gmt":"2011-02-05T13:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/new\/?p=388"},"modified":"2021-04-09T13:34:40","modified_gmt":"2021-04-09T11:34:40","slug":"domnu-doctor-am-inceput-sa-chelesc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"Domnu\u00b4 doctor, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 chelesc!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"domnuleDintre miile de pacien\u0163i care au trecut pragul cabinetului medical de dermatologie, de-a lungul anilor, unii au r\u0103mas \u00een memoria doctorului ca o anecdot\u0103.<\/p>\n

F\u0103r\u0103 a avea patologii explozive, grave sau morbide, unii, dintr-un simplu \u015fi banal co\u015f au f\u0103cut adev\u0103rate cauze pentru a-\u015fi salva via\u0163a \u015fi au dus b\u0103t\u0103lii,  acolo,  unde nu era nevoie.<\/p>\n

\u00centr-o zi, \u00een cabinetul medical, a intrat pentru o consulta\u0163ie, un domn \u00eenalt, \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00eentr-un pardesiu elegant. Se salut\u01ce reciproc \u015fi doctorul \u00eel invit\u01ce s\u0103 ia loc pe scaunul din fa\u0163a biroului (la care, cu putin timp in urma, scria ceva).<\/p>\n

A fost \u00eencurajat  s\u0103-\u015fi spun\u0103 necazul \u015fi, in timp ce  pacientul \u00ee\u015fi descrie simptomele \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi pip\u0103ie cre\u015ftetul capului, doctorul scrie \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi tot ridic\u01ce \u015fi aplec\u01ce privirea spre locul indicat.<\/p>\n

\"domnu'Pacientul, \u00eencepe s\u01ce descrie toate tratamentele pe care le-a f\u0103cut  de-a lungul timpului, pentru a \u00eempiedica c\u0103derea podoabei capilare.<\/p>\n

Doctorul \u00eel ascult\u01ce, \u00eel \u00eencurajeaza \u00een a-\u015fi expune toate neplacerile pe care le-a \u00eent\u00e2mpinat \u015fi se apleac\u0103 s\u0103 deschid\u0103 primul sertar al biroului.<\/p>\n

Pacientul continu\u0103 s\u0103 descrie toate tipurile de masaj \u015fi pozi\u0163iile de gimnastic\u0103 pe care le-a testat.<\/p>\n

,, Numai \u00een cap nu am \u00eencercat s\u0103 stau pentru a-mi salva p\u0103rul!\u02bc\u02bc <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Doctorul se apleac\u0103  \u015fi mai mult asupra celui de-al doilea sertar al biroului –  are ceva de luat \u015fi de aici.<\/p>\n

\"\"Pacientul  nu se mai opre\u015fte din vorbit, iar doctorul se tot apleac\u0103 asupra sertarelor biroului s\u01ceu. S-a tot aplecat doctorul asupra sertarelor biroului dar, pacientul n-a sesizat nici o clipa c\u0103 doctorul era…complet chel.<\/p>\n

Situa\u0163ia e hilar\u0103, dar, c\u00e2teodat\u0103, pacien\u0163ii nu se g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 \u015fi doctorii sunt oameni, c\u0103 au acelea\u015fi necazuri \u015fi suferin\u0163e \u015fi  mai ales c\u0103 au \u015fi acel mod delicat de a o ar\u0103ta \u015fi  a o spune.<\/p>\n

Aten\u0163ie ! \u015ei doctorilor le cade p\u0103rul!<\/p>\n

MAR\u0130A ALEXANDRU<\/strong>
\nAsistent medical principal
\nComisia de dietetic\u0103  O. A.M.G.M.A.M.R. – filiala Bucuresti<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dintre miile de pacien\u0163i care au trecut pragul cabinetului medical de dermatologie, de-a lungul anilor, unii au r\u0103mas \u00een memoria doctorului ca o anecdot\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 a avea patologii explozive, grave sau morbide, unii, dintr-un simplu \u015fi banal co\u015f au f\u0103cut adev\u0103rate cauze pentru a-\u015fi salva via\u0163a \u015fi au dus b\u0103t\u0103lii,  acolo,  unde nu era nevoie. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":390,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[152,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6725,"href":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions\/6725"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}