{"id":846,"date":"2011-03-08T15:25:13","date_gmt":"2011-03-08T13:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/?p=846"},"modified":"2011-04-07T11:40:16","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T09:40:16","slug":"ma-doare-rau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/?p=846","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103 doare r\u0103u&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>M\u0102 DOARE R\u0102U\u2026\u2026..<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-887\" title=\"umor_aprilie_image\" src=\"http:\/\/www.easistent.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/umor_aprilie_image.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"234\" height=\"216\" \/>El este Bogdan. Cum, nu-l \u015fti\u0163i pe Bogdan? Doamne, dar este celebru \u00een sec\u0163ia unde lucreaz\u0103 maic\u0103-sa! Are 9 ani, este \u00een clasa a-III-a \u015fi este un mare n\u0103zdr\u0103van. Asta e sigur, altfel n-ar fi at\u00e2t de cunoscut. Pentru c\u0103 nu are cine s\u0103-l supravegheze c\u00e2nd p\u0103rin\u0163ii sunt la serviciu, st\u0103 singur. Da, dar de aia s-au inventat telefoanele: ca s\u0103-i suni pe cei pe care vrei s\u0103-i controlezi. Zilnic, c\u00e2nd este de serviciu \u00een tur\u0103, maic\u0103-sa \u00eel \u201ccontroleaz\u0103\u201d: dac\u0103 a m\u00e2ncat, dac\u0103 \u015fi-a \u015fters masa, dac\u0103 s-a sp\u0103lat pe m\u00e2ini, dac\u0103 s-a apucat de lec\u0163ii (of! iar\u0103\u015fi nesuferitele de lec\u0163ii). dac\u0103&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Toat\u0103 lumea din sec\u0163ie a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at orarul de via\u0163\u0103 a lui Bogdan: dac\u0103 mama \u00eel sun\u0103 la ora 12, e clar- trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce, dac\u0103 \u00eel sun\u0103 la ora 13, trebuie s\u0103 se apuce de lec\u0163ii&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..\u015fi tot a\u015fa.Mai r\u0103u este c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 invers: c\u00e2nd Bogdan o sun\u0103 pe mama: atunci se \u015ftie c\u0103 a f\u0103cut \u201cceva \u201c.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 mai auzi \u015fi alintul de:\u201dt\u0103nt\u0103l\u0103ule\u201d se \u015ftie sigur c\u0103 a spart ceva.<\/p>\n<p>Dar c\u00e2nd este Bogdan bolnav? Doamne! Se d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul: pentru c\u0103 este doar infiermier\u0103, mam\u0103-sa cere \u00eendrum\u0103ri medicale de la tot personalul sec\u0163iei, \u00eencep\u00e2nd de la profesor, reziden\u0163i, asistente &#8230;..\u015fi chiar pacien\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-o zi, c\u00e2nd Bogdan a venit de la \u015fcoal\u0103, \u015fi-a sunat mama. Clinchet de clopo\u0163el!!! I-a spus c\u0103 se simte r\u0103u. Mama, alarmat\u0103 a chemat\u00a0 \u00een ajutor pe primul specialist care i-a ie\u015fit \u00een cale: profesorul. Ba, s-a format \u015fi un grup de medici si asistente \u00een jurul lui: fiecare fiind ingrijorat de \u201cr\u0103ul\u201d necunoscut.<\/p>\n<p>Deoarece Bogdan era o persoan\u0103 at\u00e2t de \u201ccunoscut\u0103\u201d, profesorul , la fel de \u00eengrijorat ca mam\u0103-sa, a pus m\u00e2na pe telefon \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe: ce, dac\u0103 \u015fi unde \u00eel doare:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00ceN PARTEA D\u0130NSPRE SUFRAGER\u0130E, a venit candid, r\u0103spunsul.<\/p>\n<p>Un asfel de r\u0103spuns, auzit prin intermediul speaker &#8211; ului, de o mul\u0163ime de urechi, a constituit ini\u0163ial un moment de uluial\u0103, dup\u0103 care a urmat un hohot de r\u00e2s imens. A fost unul dintre rarele momente de mare detensionare pentru \u00eentreg personalul medical al sec\u0163iei. \u015ei nu numai: au aflat \u015fi pacien\u0163ii. Brusc, \u015fi-au dat seama cu to\u0163ii c\u0103, acolo, \u00een mica sec\u0163ie, sunt o mare familie.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa c\u0103 ave\u0163i grij\u0103 de \u201cdirec\u0163ia\u201d durerilor, pentru c\u0103 nu \u015fti\u0163i niciodat\u0103 de unde pot veni: de pe pod, dinspre geant\u0103&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Iar pentru dumneavoastra, personal medical, cred c\u0103 ar trebui ca \u00een curricula de \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m\u00e2nt s\u0103 ave\u0163i trecut\u0103 \u015fi o astfel de materie: \u201cDINSPRE\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Alexandru Maria<\/p>\n<p>As. principal\u00a0 dietetic\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Membru Comisia de Dietetic\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0102 DOARE R\u0102U\u2026\u2026.. El este Bogdan. Cum, nu-l \u015fti\u0163i pe Bogdan? Doamne, dar este celebru \u00een sec\u0163ia unde lucreaz\u0103 maic\u0103-sa! Are 9 ani, este \u00een clasa a-III-a \u015fi este un mare n\u0103zdr\u0103van. Asta e sigur, altfel n-ar fi at\u00e2t de cunoscut. Pentru c\u0103 nu are cine s\u0103-l supravegheze c\u00e2nd p\u0103rin\u0163ii sunt la serviciu, st\u0103 singur. 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